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Aunty's Rules
Aunty\'s Rules

Aunty’s Rules
contributed by Angela D.

So my sis has been babysitting for my kids. She's actually been getting over her severe hatred for children and the girls love having her watch them.

Recently, I've heard my kids talking about "Aunty's Rules." Expecting something like "No picking your nose.",  I asked "What are her rules?".

These are the various responses I received:

"When Aunty freaks out, the world breaks up. Even China."

"No crying. Or you'll stay outside forever."

"If we don't go right to sleep, our toys get flushed down the toilet."

"If we aren't nice, she'll eat our treats."

Sis, you're a natural. Can you babysit tomorrow evening?

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